Personality › Penelope
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaPenelope
Guaranteed to be misheard as something worse.
Personality
Penelope sits by the window purely to be seen, not to see anything, iconic, honestly.
Vibe
Certified overthinker
Orders
A double espresso, religiously.
Refuses
An oat milk latte, on principle.
Weak for
A discount code
Food
Has a favourite spoon and brings it from home
Hobbies
Is training a houseplant to grow toward the WiFi router
Verbal ability
Insists on correcting 'less' to 'fewer' mid-sentence, their own sentence
Payment
Has a 'lucky' card they use only for large purchases
Old English for someone who has a 'usual' that changes literally every single time.