Personality › Owen

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Owen
This name has a 12% chance of being spelled wrong on the cup anyway.
Personality Owen reads the whole menu board every visit despite ordering the same thing, iconic, honestly.
Vibe Emotionally invested in strangers' orders
Orders A flat white, obviously.
Refuses A Vienna coffee, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for Anything with a 'limited edition' sticker
Food Orders 'whatever's warm' and means it literally
Hobbies Runs a moderately successful account dedicated entirely to pigeons
Verbal ability Refers to the till as 'the oracle', with total sincerity
Payment Uses a wallet with a chain, unnecessarily, for a coffee run

Cafe Latin for someone who is convinced the sugar sachets are personally rationed against them.