Personality › Owen
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaOwen
This name has a 12% chance of being spelled wrong on the cup anyway.
Personality
Owen reads the whole menu board every visit despite ordering the same thing, iconic, honestly.
Vibe
Emotionally invested in strangers' orders
Orders
A flat white, obviously.
Refuses
A Vienna coffee, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
Anything with a 'limited edition' sticker
Food
Orders 'whatever's warm' and means it literally
Hobbies
Runs a moderately successful account dedicated entirely to pigeons
Verbal ability
Refers to the till as 'the oracle', with total sincerity
Payment
Uses a wallet with a chain, unnecessarily, for a coffee run
Cafe Latin for someone who is convinced the sugar sachets are personally rationed against them.