Personality › Malachi
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaMalachi
Guaranteed to be misheard as something worse.
Personality
Malachi has opinions on froth density that nobody asked for, bless them.
Vibe
Romanticises the commute
Orders
A plain black filter coffee, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
A caramel latte, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
Unsolicited recommendations
Food
Has never once finished a full slice of cake, only ever 90%
Hobbies
Enters local jam-making competitions under a fake name
Verbal ability
Refers to everyone, including strangers, as 'my friend'
Payment
Double-checks the receipt every time, out loud, line by line
Old Norse for someone who treats decaf as a moral failing in other people.