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Magdalena
You now have main-cast energy for the next four minutes.
Personality Magdalena insists on paying in exact change, very slowly, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe Chronically five minutes late
Orders A nitro cold brew, religiously.
Refuses A single-origin pour-over, on principle.
Weak for A discount code
Food Orders the children's portion and defends it fiercely
Hobbies Is attempting to visit every café with a one-word name
Verbal ability Talks entirely in movie quotes and gets offended when nobody notices
Payment Keeps emergency cash in a shoe, and admits this freely

Latin for someone who keeps checking their phone as if the coffee will type itself.