Personality › Leah

She / Her · a fixed NamePlease persona
Leah
10/10, very believable, would not clock you in a lineup.
Personality Leah always asks what you'd recommend and then ignores it completely, bless them.
Vibe Houseplant parent energy
Orders A matcha latte, obviously.
Refuses A plain black filter coffee, and calls it a scam.
Weak for A queue that moves quickly
Food Keeps a running mental list of every biscuit they've ever disliked
Hobbies Keeps a life list of birds seen exclusively from bus windows
Verbal ability Uses 'literally' to describe things that are, in fact, metaphorical
Payment Keeps receipts for everything, forever, in a shoebox system

Dubious Internet Sources for someone who orders in a fake accent for reasons nobody has ever explained.