Personality › Layla
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaLayla
The barista will believe you. Baristas believe everyone.
Personality
Layla narrates their own order like it's a TED talk, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Emotionally invested in strangers' orders
Orders
A frappe, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
A turmeric latte, on principle.
Weak for
Anything with a 'limited edition' sticker
Food
Orders a bacon roll and asks for it 'crispy but also soft'
Hobbies
Keeps a life list of birds seen exclusively from bus windows
Verbal ability
Speaks in exclusively hypothetical scenarios, even about lunch
Payment
Always asks 'is that contactless?' regardless of the machine
Cafe Latin for someone who will queue-jump by accident and then over-apologise for a full minute.