Personality › Lancelot
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaLancelot
This name has never missed a rent payment. Unlike you, potentially.
Personality
Lancelot is convinced the sugar sachets are personally rationed against them, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Gentle chaos
Orders
A London fog, no messing about.
Refuses
An iced mocha, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
A dog tied up outside
Food
Keeps a running mental list of every biscuit they've ever disliked
Hobbies
Practices ventriloquism on their houseplants
Verbal ability
Insists on saying 'ta' instead of 'thanks', loudly and often
Payment
Pays for everyone then immediately regrets it out loud
Middle French for someone who asks if the milk is 'ethically sourced' and doesn't wait for the answer.