Personality › Kylie

She / Her · a fixed NamePlease persona
Kylie
Honestly, you look more like a Janet.
Personality Kylie has memorised the WiFi password and shares it like a state secret, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe Eternally mid-sip
Orders A decaf flat white, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses A vanilla latte, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for A barista who remembers their order
Food Has a ranking system for banana bread they will not explain
Hobbies Keeps a life list of birds seen exclusively from bus windows
Verbal ability Narrates their own typing out loud, letter by letter, sometimes
Payment Has a spreadsheet tracking every coffee ever purchased, categorised

Old English for someone who treats the loyalty card like a retirement plan.