Personality › Kylie
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaKylie
Honestly, you look more like a Janet.
Personality
Kylie has memorised the WiFi password and shares it like a state secret, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Eternally mid-sip
Orders
A decaf flat white, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A vanilla latte, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
A barista who remembers their order
Food
Has a ranking system for banana bread they will not explain
Hobbies
Keeps a life list of birds seen exclusively from bus windows
Verbal ability
Narrates their own typing out loud, letter by letter, sometimes
Payment
Has a spreadsheet tracking every coffee ever purchased, categorised
Old English for someone who treats the loyalty card like a retirement plan.