Personality › James
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaJames
A name this good deserves a loyalty stamp of its own.
Personality
James has strong, entirely made-up opinions about oat milk, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Extremely online
Orders
A hot chocolate, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A double espresso, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
A table that doesn't wobble
Food
Orders soup as a beverage, unapologetically
Hobbies
Keeps a diary written entirely in the third person
Verbal ability
Speaks entirely in film trailer voice for comic effect, unprompted
Payment
Uses a phone case wallet that is mostly loyalty cards
Middle French for someone who always orders 'the usual' at a café they've never been to before.