Personality › Hugo
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaHugo
You now sound like someone who reads the terms and conditions.
Personality
Hugo reads the whole menu board every visit despite ordering the same thing, we respect it.
Vibe
Allegedly a morning person
Orders
A cortado, obviously.
Refuses
An iced caramel macchiato, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
A window seat
Food
Orders a fruit salad and eats only the melon
Hobbies
Practises calligraphy exclusively for shopping lists
Verbal ability
Uses 'literally' to describe things that are, in fact, metaphorical
Payment
Counts their change back to the cashier, just to be sure
Gaelic for someone who claims to be 'just popping in' and stays for two hours.