Personality › Grant

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Grant
This name has never missed a rent payment. Unlike you, potentially.
Personality Grant has opinions on froth density that nobody asked for, it's a whole personality.
Vibe Certified overthinker
Orders An iced caramel macchiato, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses A flat white, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for A discount code
Food Treats a shared plate of pastries as a competitive sport
Hobbies Has a very serious, very small collection of novelty erasers
Verbal ability Speaks in exclusively hypothetical scenarios, even about lunch
Payment Pays with a fifty and never quite believes the change

Dubious Internet Sources for someone who orders 'whatever's fastest' and then waits twenty minutes anyway.