Personality › Glen
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaGlen
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Personality
Glen treats decaf as a moral failing in other people, no notes.
Vibe
Main character energy
Orders
A honey oat latte, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A builder's tea, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
A dog tied up outside
Food
Brings their own teaspoon, engraved, for reasons never disclosed
Hobbies
Collects sugar sachets from cafes in at least four countries
Verbal ability
Over-enunciates certain words for reasons nobody has identified
Payment
Still insists cheques are 'coming back any day now'
Old English for someone who tips generously and then apologises for it.