Personality › Gary
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaGary
This is the name you give when your ex is two people behind you in the queue.
Personality
Gary brings noise-cancelling headphones purely to avoid conversation, no notes.
Vibe
Emotionally invested in strangers' orders
Orders
A hazelnut latte, no messing about.
Refuses
A nitro cold brew, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
Free samples
Food
Orders 'whatever's warm' and means it literally
Hobbies
Is learning to yodel via an app
Verbal ability
Answers 'how are you' with a full weather report of their emotions
Payment
Tips in coins, dramatically, one at a time
Gaelic for someone who sits by the window purely to be seen, not to see anything.