Personality › Gage
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaGage
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Personality
Gage has a 'usual' that changes literally every single time, and would do it again.
Vibe
Professional queue-avoider
Orders
An Americano with a splash, religiously.
Refuses
A hot chocolate, on principle.
Weak for
Handwritten menu boards
Food
Insists a flapjack is a valid breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Hobbies
Practices ventriloquism on their houseplants
Verbal ability
Uses semicolons in spoken conversation, somehow audibly
Payment
Pays for everyone then immediately regrets it out loud
Latin for someone who will queue-jump by accident and then over-apologise for a full minute.