Personality › Frederick
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaFrederick
You'll answer to this faster than your actual name by Thursday.
Personality
Frederick always finds the one table with the wobble and sits there anyway, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Emotionally invested in strangers' orders
Orders
A matcha latte, religiously.
Refuses
A plain black filter coffee, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
A barista's genuine laugh
Food
Treats a scone as a structural building material
Hobbies
Is building a very small, very detailed model railway under the stairs
Verbal ability
Uses 'apparently' to start every sentence, regardless of certainty
Payment
Rounds every price up in their head before it's even rung up
Cafe Latin for someone who has opinions on froth density that nobody asked for.