Personality › Fred
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaFred
Nobody has ever fought this name in a car park. Yet.
Personality
Fred orders with total confidence but has clearly never read the menu, we respect it.
Vibe
Unbothered
Orders
A double espresso, obviously.
Refuses
An oat milk latte, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
A warm cup on a cold day
Food
Eats a croissant like it personally wronged them
Hobbies
Collects other people's grocery lists left behind at the till
Verbal ability
Refers to everyone, including strangers, as 'my friend'
Payment
Tips based on how good the small talk was, not the coffee
Ye Olde Yorkshire for someone who brings a book they will not open once.