Personality › Fred

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Fred
Nobody has ever fought this name in a car park. Yet.
Personality Fred orders with total confidence but has clearly never read the menu, we respect it.
Vibe Unbothered
Orders A double espresso, obviously.
Refuses An oat milk latte, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for A warm cup on a cold day
Food Eats a croissant like it personally wronged them
Hobbies Collects other people's grocery lists left behind at the till
Verbal ability Refers to everyone, including strangers, as 'my friend'
Payment Tips based on how good the small talk was, not the coffee

Ye Olde Yorkshire for someone who brings a book they will not open once.