Personality › Desmond
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaDesmond
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Personality
Desmond asks for extra napkins and uses exactly none of them, bless them.
Vibe
Eternally mid-sip
Orders
A decaf flat white, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A vanilla latte, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
Loyalty stamps
Food
Eats a whole lemon slice from their water, on a dare nobody made
Hobbies
Keeps a life list of birds seen exclusively from bus windows
Verbal ability
Over-enunciates certain words for reasons nobody has identified
Payment
Keeps emergency cash in a shoe, and admits this freely
Old English for someone who will absolutely steal the good armchair if you look away.