Personality › Derek
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaDerek
This is now legally your name until the drink is gone.
Personality
Derek has never successfully carried a tray without a small disaster, it's a whole personality.
Vibe
Quietly plotting something
Orders
A flat white, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A Vienna coffee, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
A really good biscuit
Food
Has memorised the calorie count of everything and orders it anyway
Hobbies
Is learning to yodel via an app
Verbal ability
Speaks in a slightly formal register that suggests a hidden monarchy
Payment
Pays with a card so old the bank logo has changed twice since
Old Norse for someone who will absolutely correct the barista on how to make their own coffee.