Personality › Dane
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaDane
This name is legally distinct from your actual identity, and that's the point.
Personality
Dane has a 'usual' that changes literally every single time, it's a whole personality.
Vibe
Extremely online
Orders
A hot chocolate, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A double espresso, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
A table that doesn't wobble
Food
Keeps a running mental list of every biscuit they've ever disliked
Hobbies
Keeps a diary written entirely in the third person
Verbal ability
Speaks entirely in film trailer voice for comic effect, unprompted
Payment
Has a wallet held together entirely by a hair tie
Middle French for someone who will absolutely steal the good armchair if you look away.