Personality › Dana
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaDana
Suspiciously well-adjusted for a made-up person.
Personality
Dana claims to be 'just popping in' and stays for two hours, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Unbothered until proven otherwise
Orders
A London fog, religiously.
Refuses
An iced mocha, on principle.
Weak for
A good playlist on shuffle
Food
Treats a shared plate of pastries as a competitive sport
Hobbies
Is learning to yodel via an app
Verbal ability
Says 'I'm not gonna lie' before statements that are clearly true
Payment
Pays in a handful of coins sorted by year, not value
Latin for someone who will absolutely steal the good armchair if you look away.