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Cornelius
This is the name you give when your ex is two people behind you in the queue.
Personality Cornelius orders in a fake accent for reasons nobody has ever explained, no notes.
Vibe Unbothered until proven otherwise
Orders A dirty chai, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses A mocha with whipped cream, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for A good playlist on shuffle
Food Treats the pastry case like a museum exhibit, hands behind back
Hobbies Practises calligraphy exclusively for shopping lists
Verbal ability Refers to the till as 'the oracle', with total sincerity
Payment Insists on paying in advance for a coffee they haven't chosen yet

Dubious Internet Sources for someone who will absolutely steal the good armchair if you look away.