Personality › Cordelia

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Cordelia
This name is legally distinct from your actual identity, and that's the point.
Personality Cordelia asks for 'extra hot' and then lets it go cold anyway, bless them.
Vibe Allegedly a morning person
Orders A batch brew, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses A gingerbread latte, on principle.
Weak for A window seat
Food Eats a croissant like it personally wronged them
Hobbies Enters local jam-making competitions under a fake name
Verbal ability Has picked up saying 'legend' about people who did the bare minimum
Payment Keeps receipts for everything, forever, in a shoebox system

Old Norse for someone who keeps a mental league table of every café in a five mile radius.