Personality › Carly

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Carly
This name has never missed a rent payment. Unlike you, potentially.
Personality Carly claims to be 'just popping in' and stays for two hours, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe Emotionally invested in strangers' orders
Orders A pumpkin spice latte, religiously.
Refuses A ristretto, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for Anything with a 'limited edition' sticker
Food Has never once finished a full slice of cake, only ever 90%
Hobbies Keeps a diary written entirely in the third person
Verbal ability Has a laugh that starts a beat too early, every time
Payment Rounds up to the nearest pound 'for luck', not charity

Ancient Greek for someone who has strong, entirely made-up opinions about oat milk.