Personality › Carl
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Personality
Carl treats free WiFi like a personal entitlement, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Professional queue-avoider
Orders
A plain black filter coffee, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
A caramel latte, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
A queue that moves quickly
Food
Orders a pastry then asks for it 'deconstructed', unprompted
Hobbies
Has an unfinished cross-stitch of a coffee cup, three years running
Verbal ability
Has adopted a customer-service voice that never switches off
Payment
Taps their card like it personally owes them money
Middle French for someone who keeps a mental league table of every café in a five mile radius.