Personality › Anna
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaAnna
This name has a 12% chance of being spelled wrong on the cup anyway.
Personality
Anna has memorised the WiFi password and shares it like a state secret, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Professional queue-avoider
Orders
A red eye, obviously.
Refuses
A peppermint hot chocolate, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
The smell of a fresh grind
Food
Has a violent, specific hatred of soggy pastry
Hobbies
Hosts a podcast about roundabouts that nobody has heard
Verbal ability
Ends every sentence like it's a question, somehow
Payment
Pays with a card so old the bank logo has changed twice since
Latin for someone who has strong, entirely made-up opinions about oat milk.