Personality › Andy
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaAndy
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Personality
Andy treats the loyalty card like a retirement plan, it's a whole personality.
Vibe
Soft-launch villain
Orders
A mocha with whipped cream, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
A cappuccino with far too much cinnamon, on principle.
Weak for
A barista who remembers their order
Food
Keeps a running mental list of every biscuit they've ever disliked
Hobbies
Practices speed-folding napkins into swans
Verbal ability
Has a laugh that starts a beat too early, every time
Payment
Pays in a handful of coins sorted by year, not value
Middle French for someone who reads the whole menu board every visit despite ordering the same thing.