Personality › Andy

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Andy
Certified 100% not on your birth certificate.
Personality Andy treats the loyalty card like a retirement plan, it's a whole personality.
Vibe Soft-launch villain
Orders A mocha with whipped cream, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses A cappuccino with far too much cinnamon, on principle.
Weak for A barista who remembers their order
Food Keeps a running mental list of every biscuit they've ever disliked
Hobbies Practices speed-folding napkins into swans
Verbal ability Has a laugh that starts a beat too early, every time
Payment Pays in a handful of coins sorted by year, not value

Middle French for someone who reads the whole menu board every visit despite ordering the same thing.