Personality › Amia

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Amia
This name has 'forgot to bring ID' energy.
Personality Amia reads the whole menu board every visit despite ordering the same thing, we respect it.
Vibe Allergic to small talk, loves big talk
Orders A Vienna coffee, religiously.
Refuses An affogato, on principle.
Weak for A discount code
Food Eats a whole packet of biscuits 'testing them' for the table
Hobbies Is trying to learn the ukulele via strongly-worded YouTube comments
Verbal ability Uses 'literally' to describe things that are, in fact, metaphorical
Payment Rounds up to the nearest pound 'for luck', not charity

Middle French for someone who orders in a fake accent for reasons nobody has ever explained.