Personality › Alma
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaAlma
Bold choice. Slightly unhinged. We respect it.
Personality
Alma treats decaf as a moral failing in other people, it's a whole personality.
Vibe
Mysteriously well-rested
Orders
An affogato, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
A London fog, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
Small talk that goes too well
Food
Has strong opinions on the correct jam-to-scone ratio
Hobbies
Is learning Morse code purely to tap secret messages on tables
Verbal ability
Narrates queue progress like a football commentator, under their breath
Payment
Has a spreadsheet tracking every coffee ever purchased, categorised
Cafe Latin for someone who has strong feelings about the correct cup size and will share them.