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Alexandra
The cup will believe it. The cup believes everything.
Personality Alexandra has strong, entirely made-up opinions about oat milk, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe Professional queue-avoider
Orders An Aeropress coffee, religiously.
Refuses A hazelnut latte, on principle.
Weak for A perfectly steamed milk pour
Food Eats the café's biggest muffin in exactly four bites, timed
Hobbies Is learning Morse code purely to tap secret messages on tables
Verbal ability Has started ending arguments with 'and that's the tea'
Payment Pays with a gift card that has exactly 43p left on it, always

Middle French for someone who orders 'whatever's fastest' and then waits twenty minutes anyway.