Personality › Alexandra
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaAlexandra
The cup will believe it. The cup believes everything.
Personality
Alexandra has strong, entirely made-up opinions about oat milk, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Professional queue-avoider
Orders
An Aeropress coffee, religiously.
Refuses
A hazelnut latte, on principle.
Weak for
A perfectly steamed milk pour
Food
Eats the café's biggest muffin in exactly four bites, timed
Hobbies
Is learning Morse code purely to tap secret messages on tables
Verbal ability
Has started ending arguments with 'and that's the tea'
Payment
Pays with a gift card that has exactly 43p left on it, always
Middle French for someone who orders 'whatever's fastest' and then waits twenty minutes anyway.