Personality › Alexander
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaAlexander
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Personality
Alexander always orders 'the usual' at a café they've never been to before, bless them.
Vibe
Unreasonably charming
Orders
A triple espresso, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
A batch brew, on principle.
Weak for
Free WiFi with no login
Food
Brings a tiny travel salt shaker to every meal
Hobbies
Collects vintage biscuit tins for structurally unsound reasons
Verbal ability
Speaks exclusively in coffee puns after 3pm
Payment
Pays in exact change counted out from a small sandwich bag
Old English for someone who has a whole ritual involving stirring that takes far too long.