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Zenobia
This is the name of someone who definitely has their life together.
Personality Zenobia has a whole ritual involving stirring that takes far too long, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe Unreasonably charming
Orders A chai latte, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses A cold brew on tap, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for A dog tied up outside
Food Has a violent, specific hatred of soggy pastry
Hobbies Enters local jam-making competitions under a fake name
Verbal ability Speaks exclusively in coffee puns after 3pm
Payment Keeps a 'coffee fund' jar that is mostly buttons

Dubious Internet Sources for someone who photographs the latte art and never posts it anywhere.