Personality › Iris
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaIris
The barista will believe you. Baristas believe everyone.
Personality
Iris treats free WiFi like a personal entitlement, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Unbothered
Orders
A hot chocolate, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
A double espresso, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
Unsolicited recommendations
Food
Eats a croissant like it personally wronged them
Hobbies
Collects unusual doorbells, purely as a spectator sport
Verbal ability
Speaks in a slightly formal register that suggests a hidden monarchy
Payment
Double-checks the receipt every time, out loud, line by line
Ancient Greek for someone who will queue-jump by accident and then over-apologise for a full minute.