Personality › Higginbottom
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaHigginbottom
A name this solid deserves its own loyalty card.
Personality
Higginbottom asks for 'extra hot' and then lets it go cold anyway, bless them.
Vibe
Aggressively fine
Orders
A flat white, obviously.
Refuses
A Vienna coffee, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
Novelty mugs
Food
Has strong opinions on the correct jam-to-scone ratio
Hobbies
Runs a moderately successful account dedicated entirely to pigeons
Verbal ability
Talks about the weekend in the past tense on a Tuesday
Payment
Rounds every price up in their head before it's even rung up
Cafe Latin for someone who sits by the window purely to be seen, not to see anything.