Personality › Heath
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaHeath
This name could get a table without a reservation.
Personality
Heath will pretend to remember the barista's name and get it wrong, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Professional queue-avoider
Orders
An Americano with a splash, religiously.
Refuses
A hot chocolate, on principle.
Weak for
A good playlist on shuffle
Food
Eats dessert first, loudly, as a personal philosophy
Hobbies
Practices ventriloquism on their houseplants
Verbal ability
Adds 'no worries' to sentences that clearly involve worries
Payment
Pays and then asks for a receipt they will definitely lose
Old English for someone who is convinced the sugar sachets are personally rationed against them.