Personality › Harrison

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Harrison
Somewhere, a real person with this name just sneezed.
Personality Harrison orders with total confidence but has clearly never read the menu, we respect it.
Vibe Eternally mid-sip
Orders A dirty chai, obviously.
Refuses A mocha with whipped cream, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for A proper Sunday newspaper
Food Orders soup as a beverage, unapologetically
Hobbies Is trying to learn the ukulele via strongly-worded YouTube comments
Verbal ability Has picked up saying 'legend' about people who did the bare minimum
Payment Counts their change back to the cashier, just to be sure

Middle French for someone who brings a book they will not open once.