Personality › Gideon

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Gideon
This name sounds like it owns at least one blazer.
Personality Gideon photographs the latte art and never posts it anywhere, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe Chaotic neutral
Orders A batch brew, obviously.
Refuses A gingerbread latte, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for The first sip when it's exactly the right temperature
Food Keeps a running mental list of every biscuit they've ever disliked
Hobbies Has a very serious, very small collection of novelty erasers
Verbal ability Speaks in exclusively hypothetical scenarios, even about lunch
Payment Pays by card and then hands over cash anyway 'just in case'

Dubious Internet Sources for someone who believes the whole café is watching them work on their laptop.