Personality › Gabe

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Gabe
This is the name of someone who definitely has their life together.
Personality Gabe tips generously and then apologises for it, bless them.
Vibe Low-key competitive
Orders A honey oat latte, religiously.
Refuses A builder's tea, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for A good view of the street
Food Has been informally banned from the free sample tray
Hobbies Practises origami during long phone calls, badly
Verbal ability Talks about the weekend in the past tense on a Tuesday
Payment Pays in a wad of notes bound with an elastic band from the post

Ancient Greek for someone who narrates their own order like it's a TED talk.