Personality › Faye
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaFaye
Guaranteed to be misheard as something worse.
Personality
Faye treats the punch card system like a personal sport, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Aggressively wholesome
Orders
A red eye, no messing about.
Refuses
A peppermint hot chocolate, on principle.
Weak for
Small talk that goes too well
Food
Eats cake with a fork held like a weapon
Hobbies
Collects receipts with unusually satisfying totals
Verbal ability
Ends every sentence like it's a question, somehow
Payment
Insists their card 'usually works fine' after it declines twice
Cafe Latin for someone who has a 'usual' that changes literally every single time.