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Elton
This alias has never once been late to brunch.
Personality Elton always finds the one table with the wobble and sits there anyway, and would do it again.
Vibe Allergic to small talk, loves big talk
Orders A rooibos tea, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses A triple espresso, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for Anything served in a jam jar
Food Brings their own teaspoon, engraved, for reasons never disclosed
Hobbies Is training, very slowly, for a marathon they keep postponing
Verbal ability Narrates queue progress like a football commentator, under their breath
Payment Pays with a card that has a sticker of their own face on it

Proto-Germanic for someone who always asks what you'd recommend and then ignores it completely.