Personality › Elton
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaElton
This alias has never once been late to brunch.
Personality
Elton always finds the one table with the wobble and sits there anyway, and would do it again.
Vibe
Allergic to small talk, loves big talk
Orders
A rooibos tea, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
A triple espresso, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
Anything served in a jam jar
Food
Brings their own teaspoon, engraved, for reasons never disclosed
Hobbies
Is training, very slowly, for a marathon they keep postponing
Verbal ability
Narrates queue progress like a football commentator, under their breath
Payment
Pays with a card that has a sticker of their own face on it
Proto-Germanic for someone who always asks what you'd recommend and then ignores it completely.