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Edie
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Personality Edie asks for extra napkins and uses exactly none of them, it's a whole personality.
Vibe Unbothered
Orders A batch brew, religiously.
Refuses A gingerbread latte, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for Seasonal menu items
Food Eats cake with a fork held like a weapon
Hobbies Collects hotel shower caps despite never travelling
Verbal ability Ends every sentence like it's a question, somehow
Payment Insists on paying in advance for a coffee they haven't chosen yet

Ye Olde Yorkshire for someone who always finds the one table with the wobble and sits there anyway.