Personality › Ebenezer
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaEbenezer
Somehow more you than your actual name.
Personality
Ebenezer brings a laptop sticker collection that says more than they do, iconic, honestly.
Vibe
Unbothered until proven otherwise
Orders
A vanilla latte, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
A honey oat latte, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
The smell of a fresh grind
Food
Has a favourite spoon and brings it from home
Hobbies
Collects receipts with unusually satisfying totals
Verbal ability
Answers 'how are you' with a full weather report of their emotions
Payment
Pays in exact change counted out from a small sandwich bag
Proto-Germanic for someone who insists on paying in exact change, very slowly.