Personality › Cody

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Cody
This alias has never once been late to brunch.
Personality Cody asks for 'extra hot' and then lets it go cold anyway, bless them.
Vibe Group chat lurker
Orders A cold brew on tap, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses A matcha latte, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for A good pun on a sandwich board
Food Eats crusts last, in a specific and deliberate order
Hobbies Is trying to befriend every dog on their street, methodically
Verbal ability Has a verbal tic of clearing their throat before compliments
Payment Carries a second, decoy wallet for reasons never explained

Cafe Latin for someone who always asks what you'd recommend and then ignores it completely.