Personality › Aidan

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Aidan
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Personality Aidan has never once queued in a straight line, no notes.
Vibe Group chat lurker
Orders A single-origin pour-over, no messing about.
Refuses An Americano with a splash, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for A good pun on a sandwich board
Food Will not eat anything served on a wooden board, as a rule
Hobbies Is learning Morse code purely to tap secret messages on tables
Verbal ability Has a laugh that starts a beat too early, every time
Payment Still insists cheques are 'coming back any day now'

Ancient Greek for someone who keeps a mental league table of every café in a five mile radius.