Personality › Abby
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaAbby
This name has never missed a rent payment. Unlike you, potentially.
Personality
Abby arrives fifteen minutes early and then complains about the wait, it's a whole personality.
Vibe
Professional queue-avoider
Orders
A red eye, obviously.
Refuses
A peppermint hot chocolate, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
The smell of a fresh grind
Food
Has a violent, specific hatred of soggy pastry
Hobbies
Hosts a podcast about roundabouts that nobody has heard
Verbal ability
Refers to the till as 'the oracle', with total sincerity
Payment
Pays with a card that has a sticker of their own face on it
Latin for someone who brings their own reusable cup and forgets it every other time.