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Abby
This name has never missed a rent payment. Unlike you, potentially.
Personality Abby arrives fifteen minutes early and then complains about the wait, it's a whole personality.
Vibe Professional queue-avoider
Orders A red eye, obviously.
Refuses A peppermint hot chocolate, and calls it a scam.
Weak for The smell of a fresh grind
Food Has a violent, specific hatred of soggy pastry
Hobbies Hosts a podcast about roundabouts that nobody has heard
Verbal ability Refers to the till as 'the oracle', with total sincerity
Payment Pays with a card that has a sticker of their own face on it

Latin for someone who brings their own reusable cup and forgets it every other time.